Brandan: I would never break up with you because I feel like you’d be a crazy ex-girlfriend…
"Statistically, the probability of any one of us being here is so small that you’d think the mere fact of existing would keep us all in a contented dazzlement of surprise."
Lewis Thomas, “On Probability and Possibility” (via thewolfpeople)
In other news Shakespeare has risen from the dead and announced that he regrets the relationship between Romeo and Juliet. He now believes that Romeo and Mercutio should have married.