Brandan: I would never break up with you because I feel like you’d be a crazy ex-girlfriend… 

literally my life

literally my life

snarkasaurus:

hey-bad-batter-hey:

imjustkt:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

My mom is a travel agent and I can confirm that people are legitimately this stupid when it comes to travel.

"It took us 9 hours to get home to England but the Americans only took 3  hours this is unfair" OH YES LET ME JUST REARRANGE THE GEOGRAPHY OF THE FUCKING PLANET FOR YOU SIR TERRIBLY SORRY

I’m…I’m boggling at the last one. because…i…what?

mschanadlerbong:

Well this just describes the fandom life perfectly

mschanadlerbong:

Well this just describes the fandom life perfectly

benaddictedcumberbabe:

cameronfryesgirlfriend:

cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone

"Statistically, the probability of any one of us being here is so small that you’d think the mere fact of existing would keep us all in a contented dazzlement of surprise."
Lewis Thomas, “On Probability and Possibility” (via thewolfpeople)

eringoblah:

I’m sorry

I’m so sorry

snorlaxatives:

when ya hair game is on point but you wanna shower

image

wheazley:

In other news Shakespeare has risen from the dead and announced that he regrets the relationship between Romeo and Juliet. He now believes that Romeo and Mercutio should have married.

avengewhomerlock:

this is probably justin bieber’s response to everything